1 00:00:01,958 --> 00:00:04,656 Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend...I still love you, Nathaniel. 2 00:00:04,700 --> 00:00:06,093 REBECCA: We just don't have the same 3 00:00:06,136 --> 00:00:08,443 priorities right now.Every time we're happy, 4 00:00:08,486 --> 00:00:09,835 you try to ruin it. 5 00:00:09,879 --> 00:00:11,402 You don't have to be a lawyer. 6 00:00:11,446 --> 00:00:13,274 There are other fields. 7 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:15,102 REBECCA: That's what happy looks like. 8 00:00:15,145 --> 00:00:17,495 I'm thinking of calling it "Rebetzels." 9 00:00:17,539 --> 00:00:18,583 NAOMI: I'm sure you told your father 10 00:00:18,627 --> 00:00:20,368 at Tucker's seventh birthday party. 11 00:00:20,411 --> 00:00:21,586 SILAS: I need to borrow some cash. 12 00:00:21,630 --> 00:00:23,197 AKOPIAN: For his son's braces? 13 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:24,676 Here is a check for Tucker. 14 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:26,287 Do you think I'm a bad mom? 15 00:00:26,330 --> 00:00:27,636 You're not the most attentive parent. 16 00:00:27,679 --> 00:00:29,159 Can I get a tattoo? 17 00:00:29,203 --> 00:00:30,856 Just a small blueprint of the local prison.Yeah, okay. 18 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:32,467 That's bad advice, Mom. 19 00:00:32,510 --> 00:00:33,381 Brendan's my weed guy. 20 00:00:33,424 --> 00:00:35,426 I'm thinking of that great song 21 00:00:35,470 --> 00:00:36,645 from the movie Slumbered. 22 00:00:36,688 --> 00:00:40,431 ♪ In one indescribable instant 23 00:00:40,475 --> 00:00:43,869 ♪ The whole world falls away. 24 00:00:43,913 --> 00:00:46,481 Love is finding your own path. 25 00:00:46,524 --> 00:00:47,395 Oh, God. I love her. 26 00:00:47,438 --> 00:00:48,657 When you find the one you love, 27 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:49,788 you should hold on tight. 28 00:00:49,832 --> 00:00:51,660 I got to get her back. 29 00:00:52,443 --> 00:00:55,664 ♪ Meet Rebecca 30 00:00:55,707 --> 00:00:58,275 ♪ She's coolest girl in the world ♪ 31 00:00:58,319 --> 00:01:02,453 ♪ Wait, wrong Rebecca 32 00:01:02,497 --> 00:01:04,629 ♪ It's this one over here 33 00:01:04,673 --> 00:01:06,066 ♪ She's spunky, she's sweet 34 00:01:06,109 --> 00:01:07,545 ♪ A generous friend 35 00:01:07,589 --> 00:01:09,808 ♪ Oh, but there she looks kind of mean ♪ 36 00:01:09,852 --> 00:01:10,853 ♪ Hmm, okay 37 00:01:10,896 --> 00:01:12,420 ♪ She's snarky, sarcastic 38 00:01:12,463 --> 00:01:13,595 ♪ And a-- What? 39 00:01:13,638 --> 00:01:15,205 ♪ You know, we're not really seeing ♪ 40 00:01:15,249 --> 00:01:17,642 ♪ A common theme 41 00:01:17,686 --> 00:01:20,297 ♪ Meet Rebecca 42 00:01:20,341 --> 00:01:23,257 ♪ She's too hard to summarize 43 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:26,695 ♪ So, let's go back to other Rebecca. ♪ 44 00:01:26,738 --> 00:01:29,524 I think I'm a fork. Uh-oh! 45 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:33,441 TUCKER: I hate you! 46 00:01:33,484 --> 00:01:35,095 You're the worst mom ever! 47 00:01:38,272 --> 00:01:41,101 [sighs] 48 00:01:46,802 --> 00:01:49,109 [sighs] 49 00:01:49,152 --> 00:01:50,110 REBECCA: Hey, Tucker. 50 00:01:50,153 --> 00:01:51,589 It's your big sister Rebecca. 51 00:01:51,633 --> 00:01:53,156 For your birthday, I got you 52 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:56,681 a cool pair of limited edition Fett Regoso sneakers. 53 00:01:56,725 --> 00:01:58,248 Hope you like them. 54 00:01:58,292 --> 00:02:00,990 If you don't, feel free to sell them for drugs. 55 00:02:01,033 --> 00:02:03,993 Ha, ha. Kidding. Don't do drugs. 56 00:02:04,036 --> 00:02:06,561 I know this gift is out of the blue since we haven't 57 00:02:06,604 --> 00:02:10,304 seen each other since Grandpa Bobo's funeral years ago. 58 00:02:10,347 --> 00:02:12,697 I'm sorry so much time has gone by. 59 00:02:12,741 --> 00:02:17,093 I'm in a better place now and taking stock of my life. 60 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:20,140 I've been through a lot, but I've turned a corner. 61 00:02:20,183 --> 00:02:23,099 And I hope someday we can get to know each other. 62 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,361 Whenever you're ready, 63 00:02:24,405 --> 00:02:27,712 I'm out here in L.A. No pressure. 64 00:02:27,756 --> 00:02:31,586 Love, your sis, Rebecca Bunch. 65 00:02:31,629 --> 00:02:35,067 P.S. Hope these sneakers make you truly happy. 66 00:02:35,111 --> 00:02:38,070 [echoing]: Happy, happy, happy.... 67 00:02:38,114 --> 00:02:40,464 [sighs] 68 00:02:41,509 --> 00:02:42,684 [Rebecca sighs] 69 00:02:42,727 --> 00:02:44,294 REBECCA: I sent him a card and gift. 70 00:02:44,338 --> 00:02:45,817 Anyway, I'll probably never hear back from him, 71 00:02:45,861 --> 00:02:47,906 but I owed Tucker that letter. 72 00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:49,952 You know, I really want to make things right with him. 73 00:02:49,995 --> 00:02:51,301 If not now, then someday. 74 00:02:51,345 --> 00:02:53,956 And he's kind of the last person in my life 75 00:02:53,999 --> 00:02:55,566 that I have unfinished business with, you know? 76 00:02:55,610 --> 00:02:58,003 Really? What about your mother? 77 00:02:58,047 --> 00:02:59,309 Your father. 78 00:02:59,353 --> 00:03:00,702 Audra Levine-- Ooh! 79 00:03:00,745 --> 00:03:02,312 The professor whose house you almost burned down. 80 00:03:02,356 --> 00:03:04,401 And I really think that we should circle back to Greg 81 00:03:04,445 --> 00:03:05,881 at some point...Uh, yeah. 82 00:03:05,924 --> 00:03:08,927 Hey, boys, your pretzels are fresh out of the oven. 83 00:03:08,971 --> 00:03:10,233 We'll talk about that later, okay? 84 00:03:10,277 --> 00:03:12,801 Hey! Isn't this cool, guys? 85 00:03:12,844 --> 00:03:15,020 Our friend owns a pretzel stand. 86 00:03:15,064 --> 00:03:16,457 Uh-huh. It's fun, right? 87 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:17,806 REBECCA: Yeah! 88 00:03:17,849 --> 00:03:19,677 What do you think, guys? Best ever? 89 00:03:19,721 --> 00:03:21,157 It's fine.It's kind of dry. 90 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,159 Hey.REBECCA: Tommy. 91 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:24,987 Uh, I love your Fett Regoso hat. 92 00:03:25,030 --> 00:03:27,685 I'm a massive Fett Regoso fan. 93 00:03:27,729 --> 00:03:29,687 Like, I've been a fan of his from the '90s. 94 00:03:29,731 --> 00:03:31,602 And I'm so glad he's having a revival now, right? 95 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:35,432 [sighs] I am so sorry, they are such lumps.BRENDAN: Mom. 96 00:03:35,476 --> 00:03:37,173 Come on. Just give me the car keys. 97 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:41,133 Fine. But drive safe. 98 00:03:41,177 --> 00:03:45,268 Make sure you stop the car when you drop Tommy off. 99 00:03:45,312 --> 00:03:47,444 A slow roll through the carpool lane doesn't cut it. 100 00:03:47,488 --> 00:03:48,663 Okay. 101 00:03:48,706 --> 00:03:51,622 Yeah, drive safe. Or recklessly. 102 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:53,363 Whichever makes me cooler. 103 00:03:54,886 --> 00:03:57,672 No, don't turn around. This is too fun. I'm sorry. 104 00:03:57,715 --> 00:03:59,587 They should be nicer to you. [sighs] 105 00:03:59,630 --> 00:04:01,719 It's-- I don't know, teenagers are tough. 106 00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:04,809 Yeah, no, listen, it's a phase; you'll get through it. 107 00:04:04,853 --> 00:04:06,811 You're a great mom and they're ultimately good kids. 108 00:04:06,855 --> 00:04:08,335 Hmm, basically. 109 00:04:08,378 --> 00:04:09,814 I mean, Tommy's not the brightest... No. 110 00:04:09,858 --> 00:04:13,383 ...and Brendan's an isolated loner, but I love them? 111 00:04:13,427 --> 00:04:15,820 [laughs] All right, bye. Bye. 112 00:04:15,864 --> 00:04:17,605 BOTH: Mwah, mwah.PAULA: See you later. 113 00:04:17,648 --> 00:04:19,171 You know, it's interesting. 114 00:04:19,215 --> 00:04:21,173 When I was a teenager, my mother and I, 115 00:04:21,217 --> 00:04:22,566 we didn't connect at all. 116 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:23,698 She really only wanted to talk about 117 00:04:23,741 --> 00:04:26,744 her concerns, and I was too young 118 00:04:26,788 --> 00:04:28,616 to weigh in on vaginal rejuvenation. 119 00:04:28,659 --> 00:04:31,836 Yeah, uh, I hear you. 120 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:34,143 Truth is, I don't talk about this a lot, 121 00:04:34,186 --> 00:04:36,188 but my mother and I have been estranged for...You know, 122 00:04:36,232 --> 00:04:38,060 sometimes I just wish I could go back in time. 123 00:04:38,103 --> 00:04:40,062 And back to you, okay.And I would tell 124 00:04:40,105 --> 00:04:43,718 little Rebecca that it's all gonna be okay. 125 00:04:43,761 --> 00:04:45,633 That, yes, people don't understand who she really is 126 00:04:45,676 --> 00:04:48,766 inside, but she's wonderful and special 127 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:51,203 and she's worth...CHILD: Hello? 128 00:04:51,247 --> 00:04:52,857 Excuse me. 129 00:04:54,032 --> 00:04:55,773 Tucker? 130 00:04:55,817 --> 00:04:56,861 What are-- Oh, my God. 131 00:04:56,905 --> 00:04:59,603 Oh, my God, you're here! Hi! 132 00:04:59,647 --> 00:05:02,389 I got your card and your gift; I came to visit. 133 00:05:02,432 --> 00:05:03,955 This is unbelievable. Um, AJ, AJ! 134 00:05:03,999 --> 00:05:06,610 This is my little half brother-- 135 00:05:06,654 --> 00:05:08,830 No, no. My whole brother. This is my brother. 136 00:05:08,873 --> 00:05:11,702 So, this is the spawn of your father's whore? 137 00:05:11,746 --> 00:05:13,356 AJ. That's okay. 138 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:14,705 I've heard that before. 139 00:05:14,749 --> 00:05:17,882 You said that to my face on my seventh birthday. 140 00:05:17,926 --> 00:05:20,407 Yeah. Right. I'm the worst. [chuckles] 141 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:22,539 So, um, hey. 142 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:24,324 Is your mom here? 143 00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:27,327 Oh, she said she told you I was coming on my own. 144 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:29,503 She said she called you. 145 00:05:29,546 --> 00:05:30,895 You didn't get her voice mails? 146 00:05:30,939 --> 00:05:33,158 Oh, God, I don't listen to voice mail, I'm sorry. 147 00:05:33,202 --> 00:05:35,030 M-My outgoing message is. "Seriously, don't," 148 00:05:35,073 --> 00:05:36,205 and then just beep. 149 00:05:36,248 --> 00:05:38,686 Oh, no, I'm-I'm springing myself on you. 150 00:05:38,729 --> 00:05:41,123 That is so rude. I-I'll go home. 151 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:43,038 Tucker, stop. You're not going anywhere. 152 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:44,387 This is great; this is amazing. 153 00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:45,910 I don't even know where to begin, uh-- 154 00:05:45,954 --> 00:05:46,998 What's your favorite pretzel? 155 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:48,086 You can have any pretzel you like. 156 00:05:48,130 --> 00:05:50,132 I own the place. I'm Rebetzel. 157 00:05:50,175 --> 00:05:51,873 Wait. This is your pretzel stand? 158 00:05:51,916 --> 00:05:53,788 I love pretzels! 159 00:05:53,831 --> 00:05:55,572 They're like a funky treat for teens. 160 00:05:55,616 --> 00:05:57,574 Oh, my God, that's what I always used to say. 161 00:05:57,618 --> 00:05:59,359 Really? Gasp. 162 00:05:59,402 --> 00:06:01,273 Wait. You say "gasp"? I say "gasp." 163 00:06:01,317 --> 00:06:02,971 BOTH: Gasp. 164 00:06:03,014 --> 00:06:05,495 [gasps, chuckles] Whoa. Okay. 165 00:06:05,539 --> 00:06:06,714 We got a lot of catching up to do. 166 00:06:06,757 --> 00:06:08,019 Let's just, let's get out of here. 167 00:06:08,063 --> 00:06:08,933 AJ, you're in charge. Think you can handle it? 168 00:06:08,977 --> 00:06:11,458 Um, yeah. It's a pretzel stand. 169 00:06:11,501 --> 00:06:14,069 I just flipped the cinnamons. I'm good until 3:00. 170 00:06:14,112 --> 00:06:15,157 Great. 171 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:16,898 Great, thanks. 172 00:06:16,941 --> 00:06:20,423 So, you gave up being a lawyer completely. 173 00:06:20,467 --> 00:06:22,425 Yeah, I mean, I give free legal advice 174 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:25,428 at the county jail, but the job part I don't miss. 175 00:06:25,472 --> 00:06:27,082 So what do you want to do today...?Hello, Rebecca. 176 00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:28,866 Hey, hi, Nathaniel. 177 00:06:28,910 --> 00:06:30,302 I thought we were not...Please. 178 00:06:30,346 --> 00:06:32,348 Please, I need to say something very important to you. 179 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:33,871 But first, little boy, move aside. 180 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:36,570 We have no money for your youth club overpriced candy. 181 00:06:36,613 --> 00:06:38,485 No, this is my brother, Tucker. 182 00:06:38,528 --> 00:06:40,138 And he's in town for...I said-- 183 00:06:40,182 --> 00:06:42,010 Please. For... What? 184 00:06:42,053 --> 00:06:44,926 Look, I, Rebecca, I need to say this, okay? 185 00:06:44,969 --> 00:06:47,232 You and I belong together. 186 00:06:47,276 --> 00:06:48,538 And that's just a fact. 187 00:06:48,582 --> 00:06:50,801 I love you; you love me.[sighs] 188 00:06:50,845 --> 00:06:52,455 The sooner you get used to it, 189 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:54,544 I think the easier and better it'll be for everyone. 190 00:06:54,588 --> 00:06:56,459 Look, yes, I still have feelings for you 191 00:06:56,503 --> 00:06:58,983 and you still have feelings for me. 192 00:06:59,027 --> 00:07:01,943 But I just can't, okay? I'm with child. 193 00:07:01,986 --> 00:07:03,727 You're...?No, I'm with a child. 194 00:07:03,771 --> 00:07:06,556 I'm with a child, my brother, and he's my focus right now. 195 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,993 But did you hear what I said?[sighs] 196 00:07:09,037 --> 00:07:10,908 I love you. I... 197 00:07:10,952 --> 00:07:14,390 [scoffs] What else do I have to say to get you to take me back? 198 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,218 I don't know. 199 00:07:16,261 --> 00:07:19,264 I just don't, I don't know if you understand me. 200 00:07:19,308 --> 00:07:22,050 [scoffs]Just-just go, go. Go, Nathaniel. 201 00:07:22,093 --> 00:07:23,355 Okay? Just... Rebecca. 202 00:07:23,399 --> 00:07:25,053 Ciao, Nathaniel.What are you-- 203 00:07:25,096 --> 00:07:26,358 Ciao, bambino. 204 00:07:30,972 --> 00:07:33,670 [elevator dings][groans] 205 00:07:33,714 --> 00:07:36,020 TUCKER: Whoa, that guy is so in love with you. 206 00:07:36,847 --> 00:07:38,719 He's very handsome, and was wearing 207 00:07:38,762 --> 00:07:40,155 a very expensive cologne, 208 00:07:40,198 --> 00:07:41,809 "Take Her," by Fett Regoso. 209 00:07:41,852 --> 00:07:43,593 Which was discontinued in the '90s 210 00:07:43,637 --> 00:07:45,290 because of its problematic ad campaign 211 00:07:45,334 --> 00:07:46,596 and is now a collector's item. 212 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:47,771 How do you know that? 213 00:07:47,815 --> 00:07:50,121 I have a cologne collection. 214 00:07:50,165 --> 00:07:52,297 I love you. 215 00:07:57,564 --> 00:08:00,697 Tucker's gonna sleep on the couch. 216 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:05,441 So, your mom is just cool with you flying out here 217 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,965 by yourself to visit a woman that you barely know? 218 00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:09,140 Yep. 219 00:08:09,184 --> 00:08:11,186 Okay. And what about your dad? 220 00:08:11,229 --> 00:08:13,536 'Cause he and Rebecca aren't on the best terms. 221 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:15,059 Oh, my parents are divorced. 222 00:08:15,103 --> 00:08:17,322 I only see him for a few weeks in the summer. 223 00:08:17,366 --> 00:08:19,063 He is... 224 00:08:19,107 --> 00:08:20,151 Garbage? 225 00:08:20,195 --> 00:08:21,936 I try not to use bad language, 226 00:08:21,979 --> 00:08:23,546 but you're right. 227 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:25,809 He is not great. 228 00:08:26,984 --> 00:08:29,291 He never lets me do anything I want to do. 229 00:08:29,334 --> 00:08:32,816 My summers with him are awful; he makes me work construction. 230 00:08:34,122 --> 00:08:34,949 You see this callus? 231 00:08:34,992 --> 00:08:36,211 You poor thing. 232 00:08:36,254 --> 00:08:37,908 I also have a Silas callus. 233 00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:40,998 This is from 2005, building townhouses in Tucson. 234 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:41,956 Oh, my gosh. 235 00:08:41,999 --> 00:08:44,001 Okay, sorry to break this up. 236 00:08:44,045 --> 00:08:46,177 But have you checked in with your mom since you got here? 237 00:08:46,221 --> 00:08:48,223 Like, does she know you arrived safely? 238 00:08:48,266 --> 00:08:49,616 Oh, yeah, I texted her. 239 00:08:49,659 --> 00:08:50,921 No, you know what? Heather's right. 240 00:08:50,965 --> 00:08:52,183 I really should check in with your mom. 241 00:08:52,227 --> 00:08:54,272 Sure, you can text her. 242 00:08:54,316 --> 00:08:56,057 Text is best; she's so busy. 243 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:58,233 Oh.Excuse me, where's your bathroom? 244 00:08:58,276 --> 00:09:01,018 Uh, it's right, uh, there. 245 00:09:02,672 --> 00:09:03,630 [exhales heavily] 246 00:09:03,673 --> 00:09:05,545 Okay.[phone dings] 247 00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:08,243 Hey, Marissa, comma, Rebecca Bunch here, comma. 248 00:09:08,286 --> 00:09:10,898 Just letting you know Tucker got in safely 249 00:09:10,941 --> 00:09:12,943 and I'll take good care of him. 250 00:09:12,987 --> 00:09:15,729 Also, thank you for ruining my family and my childhood... 251 00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:18,209 Okay, just delete, delete, delete, delete. 252 00:09:18,253 --> 00:09:19,907 Yeah. You're right; I'm the adult now. 253 00:09:19,950 --> 00:09:22,953 Okay, delete, delete, delete, send. 254 00:09:22,997 --> 00:09:26,087 Okay, waiting dots. Waiting dots already. 255 00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:28,829 "Hope you guys have a great time." 256 00:09:28,872 --> 00:09:29,830 Look at that. 257 00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:31,701 Oh. Okay. Okay. 258 00:09:31,745 --> 00:09:33,094 [chuckles] Well, that's settled, then. 259 00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:35,052 Oh, he's such a great kid. 260 00:09:35,096 --> 00:09:38,099 And he really reminds me of myself at that age, you know? 261 00:09:38,142 --> 00:09:39,361 Hmm. 262 00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:55,203 [chuckling] 263 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:06,954 So, I need a paralegal to come on to the Yamamoto case. 264 00:10:06,997 --> 00:10:08,651 It's huge. 265 00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:10,479 Lots of hours, tons of overtime. 266 00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:12,568 [gasps] Please! Sir, pick me. 267 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,178 I need all the overtime I can get 268 00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:15,397 to help with my student loans. 269 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:18,182 I'm also paying off my student loans. 270 00:10:18,226 --> 00:10:19,488 Still? 271 00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:20,968 Are you saying I'm old? 272 00:10:21,011 --> 00:10:22,665 You said it; I don't disagree. 273 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:24,362 [sighs] I will make my decision this week. 274 00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:26,147 It's between you two idiots. 275 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,801 Get out. 276 00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:33,023 He's in a bad mood. 277 00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:35,417 Yeah, he got Rebected again. 278 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,898 Oh, that's my term for when he gets rejected by Rebecca. 279 00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:39,769 Spread it around; make sure I get credit. 280 00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:42,206 I'm getting this case. I always do. 281 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:44,252 As my Krav Maga trainer says, 282 00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:45,819 I'm a mitnakesh. 283 00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:48,386 That's Hebrew for "killer," bitch. 284 00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:50,432 ♪ 285 00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:04,402 Sir, I'd like to make a deal with you. 286 00:11:04,446 --> 00:11:07,841 I get you Rebecca, you give me the Yamamoto overtime. 287 00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:11,322 "Get me Rebecca"? How? 288 00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:12,933 [laughing]: You don't want to know. 289 00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:14,325 [chuckling]: Do you know? 290 00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:16,327 No, no, no. 291 00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:18,721 But, um, I will make it happen. 292 00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:20,941 Great. You do that, the case is yours. 293 00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:22,594 All right. 294 00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:24,422 We're done.We're done, yes. 295 00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:27,208 ♪ 296 00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:33,344 Could I have some sugar for my milk? 297 00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:34,781 No way. You do that? 298 00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:36,217 I do that, too. 299 00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:40,308 BOTH: Twins. Jinx. Gasp![rhythmic knocking on door] 300 00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:43,877 Oh, um, that's a little surprise for you. 301 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,096 I'll just tell you, um, my best friend has some kids your age, 302 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,402 so I thought we could all hang out. 303 00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:49,447 PAULA: Hi!REBECCA: Hey! 304 00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:53,538 Oh, hi! You must be Tucker, I'm Paula. 305 00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:54,757 Hello. 306 00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,585 You're adorable. 307 00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:57,804 [both laugh] 308 00:11:57,847 --> 00:12:00,545 And you look just like Rebecca. 309 00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:02,373 And these are my boys. 310 00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:03,635 [groans] 311 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:05,463 Comatose and Lump. 312 00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:07,335 Hello, nice to meet you. 313 00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:08,902 Hey. 'Sup, cuz? 314 00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:13,210 Okay, so what cool young thing should we all do today? 315 00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:14,646 Should we, uh, take a selfie? 316 00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:16,605 Make a meme? Get lit? 317 00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:18,999 Or should we-- [nasal]: Yas, queen? 318 00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:20,478 Stop. 319 00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:24,352 Okay, I got tickets for the new escape room at the mall. 320 00:12:24,395 --> 00:12:25,701 [both groan][Paula exclaims] 321 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,529 Oh, my God, I've been wanting to go to that. 322 00:12:27,572 --> 00:12:29,139 I thought it could be fun. 323 00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:31,402 Oh, God, Paula, that-that's so sweet of you, 324 00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:34,492 it's just, I'm the littlest bit claustrophobic. 325 00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:35,667 It kind of reminds me 326 00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:37,495 of the scariest movie, Panic Room. 327 00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:38,845 No, no, no. I used to be terrified 328 00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,194 of the Panic Room,too. 329 00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:41,761 BOTH: Get out of my house! 330 00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:44,241 Twins! Jinx! Gasp! 331 00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:46,069 [laughing]: Wow. 332 00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:48,637 Okay, well, you guys don't need us to have a good time. 333 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,726 So, I guess, I'll just take 334 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,773 these screen zombies to the escape room. 335 00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:55,035 [both groan] 336 00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:57,689 Maybe that'll breathe some life into them. 337 00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:58,908 Okay, come on. 338 00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:01,041 Let's go. 339 00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:03,739 Get in the car. 340 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,567 [both groan]All right, we'll see you guys later. 341 00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:07,569 REBECCA: Okay.Bye. 342 00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:08,962 Have the best time ever. 343 00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:10,485 You know, if you ask me, you could learn a thing 344 00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:13,401 from Tucker Bunch; he's a beam of damn sunshine. 345 00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:17,492 [exhales] Okay. No biggie. 346 00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:18,710 So what do you want to do instead? 347 00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:21,061 Well, I've never been to Los Angeles before. 348 00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:22,932 Maybe there's some tourist stuff we could do? 349 00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:25,326 That's a great idea. I actually haven't done 350 00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:26,936 any of the tourist stuff, either. 351 00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,242 I mean, I only go to a few places 352 00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:30,418 and they're all in West Covina. 353 00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:33,464 Whitefeather, Sugar Face, the boba place, Home Base, 354 00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:35,684 Paula's house, although usually it's just the kitchen. 355 00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,599 Hey, I just had an idea. 356 00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:39,035 How about the Hollywood 357 00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:40,471 Walk of Fame?Murder Tour-- Walk of Fame. 358 00:13:40,515 --> 00:13:42,082 We're not on the same page there... Oh, yeah. 359 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,040 ...but your idea's better; it's good for kids, yeah. 360 00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:45,259 Great. Let's do it. 361 00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:49,654 I am dying, dying to see Monty Hall's star. 362 00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:52,048 He's the original host of Let's Make a Deal. 363 00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:53,615 Wow. 364 00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:56,009 Well, that is a cool, vintage-y factoid. 365 00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:57,837 Let's go to Hollywood Boulevard. 366 00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,274 Yay. 367 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:11,546 I looked it up online, Monty's star should be right down there. 368 00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:13,940 Hmm. 369 00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:15,724 Huh, look at that. 370 00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:18,509 I wonder what those boys are in line for? 371 00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,468 Maybe it's like a cool exhibit or something. 372 00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:21,991 Oh, yeah. Let's ask that boy and his mother. 373 00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:23,297 Boy! 374 00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:24,951 Boy, why are you crossing? 375 00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,778 Why, don't you know? 376 00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:29,085 They're casting Peter Pan, the musical. 377 00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:30,391 MOTHER: Darling, great. 378 00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:31,958 But it's "Peet-ah", like pita bread, 379 00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:34,134 not "Peet-er" like Tater Tots. 380 00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:35,657 BOY: Okay, sorry, Mother. 381 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,964 It's okay. He takes notes amazingly. 382 00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:42,490 Oh, an audition. That sounds so fun. 383 00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,100 When I was a kid, I would have killed 384 00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:46,798 to audition for, like, anything. 385 00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:49,018 [sighs] I love musicals so much. 386 00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,193 Really? 387 00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:52,239 I love them, too. No way. 388 00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:55,416 My favorite one is this obscure, off-brand, animated one. 389 00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:56,765 You've probably never heard of it. 390 00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:57,766 BOTH: Slumbered. 391 00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,550 Get out of my house. 392 00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:00,943 Twins! Jinx! Gasp! 393 00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,031 [squeals] 394 00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:04,338 Wait. This is insane. 395 00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:07,602 I-I've never met anyone else who loves the movie Slumbered. 396 00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:09,082 Uh, what's your favorite song? 397 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,649 I mean, it's obvious. 398 00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:16,916 ♪ In one indescribable instant 399 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:21,485 ♪ The whole world falls away 400 00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:27,056 ♪ In one indescribable instant 401 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:31,582 ♪ You'll know just what to say 402 00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:36,979 ♪ In one indescribable instant 403 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:40,983 ♪ Your heart will speak the truth ♪ 404 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:44,726 ♪ 'Cause in that one indescribable ♪ 405 00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:47,120 ♪ Magical, mystical 406 00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:51,733 ♪ Endless, incredible instant 407 00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:54,562 ♪ I'll try to match you 408 00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:57,739 ♪ No, I was harmonizing 409 00:15:57,782 --> 00:16:01,569 ♪ Oh, okay, I'll go down a third ♪ 410 00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:03,136 You know, it's fine. 411 00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:04,702 You finish it, it's fine. 412 00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:07,792 ♪ The only words you'll need 413 00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:11,274 ♪ Are I love... 414 00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:15,061 ♪ You... 415 00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:18,020 ♪ Ooh... 416 00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:21,981 ♪ Ooh... 417 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,809 ♪ Ooh. 418 00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:28,639 Oh, my God. 419 00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:30,772 That's my brother! My brother's a good singer. 420 00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:32,382 And it's not just in his head. 421 00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:33,427 Oh, my God. 422 00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:34,645 We got to get you to that audition. 423 00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,778 Oh, no. I-I couldn't. 424 00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:38,432 Yeah, yeah, but you want to, right? 425 00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:41,652 Well, I-I've never admitted it to anyone, 426 00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:43,828 but it would be a dream come true. 427 00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:46,092 Come on. We're gonna make you a star. 428 00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:49,834 Yes. 429 00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:04,893 [gasps] 430 00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:07,983 You are three noble knights who have been imprisoned 431 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,638 in the lair of the evil king, Nestor Asgard. 432 00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:11,682 Best of luck. 433 00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:13,945 The clock starts now. 434 00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:16,861 [laughs] Okay. 435 00:17:16,905 --> 00:17:18,776 [door closes]Where do we start? 436 00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:22,737 Maybe with the chest with the giant, obvious keyhole? 437 00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:24,695 Mom, I don't want to do this. 438 00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:27,002 I paid good money. Shut up and participate. 439 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,222 Whatever. 440 00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:38,318 Oh. [laughs] Sweet, I found a key. 441 00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:39,884 [gasps] Well done. 442 00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,722 Don't look at me, I failed cursive. 443 00:17:51,766 --> 00:17:53,507 I mean, who even reads these scribbles? 444 00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:54,682 What am I, Egyptian? 445 00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:55,944 I don't have my glasses. 446 00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:57,380 Ah, give it to me. 447 00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:58,729 I can read calligraphy 'cause 448 00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:00,253 of that renfaire girl I went out with. 449 00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:03,125 Oh, yeah. Gwendolyn with the huge...What? Who? 450 00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:04,518 ...boobs. 451 00:18:04,561 --> 00:18:05,780 You don't remember Gwendolyn? 452 00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:06,998 They dated for months. 453 00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,522 Now Brendan and I go to renfaires every week. 454 00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:09,958 Yeah. 455 00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:11,873 We're the Brothers Proctor.Wait. 456 00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,918 No one told me any of this. 457 00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:15,877 All of a sudden, I'm finding out 458 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,835 about a secret girlfriend with giant boobs 459 00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:21,100 and you two willingly hang out with each other? 460 00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:25,669 Cool.A secret compartment, awesome! 461 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,891 [both laughing] Oh. 462 00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:33,286 Yeah!My sons are strangers to me. 463 00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:34,678 [indistinct chatter] 464 00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:38,508 [gasps] Oh. 465 00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:41,468 Hello, there. 466 00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:42,556 I have a young man 467 00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:44,079 who would like to tread the boards. 468 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,821 My little brother wants to audition. 469 00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:47,778 Do you have an appointment? 470 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,391 Yeah. No appointment, no audition. 471 00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:53,132 Listen, I understand you have to say that to most people, 472 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:56,004 but my brother is so talented.Ma'am. 473 00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,136 Please step aside. 474 00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,876 Is there some kind of problem? 475 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,619 Colin?Oh, Rebecca. 476 00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:04,186 Uh, what are you doing here? 477 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:05,970 Why, I'm playing Cap'n Hook. 478 00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:08,059 Oh. Right, r-right. 479 00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,844 Uh, yeah, love the costume. 480 00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:11,062 Costume? What do you mean? 481 00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:13,195 I'm just togged up in my glad rags. 482 00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:14,936 Sure. 483 00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:18,853 Hey, so the last time I saw you I was very rude 484 00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:20,507 when we attempted to make that, um... 485 00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,335 [whispering]: ...you know, that sex tape. 486 00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:25,207 [normal voice]: Um, but, my little brother is so talented 487 00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:26,643 and it would mean the world to me 488 00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:28,645 if you could help him get an audition, please. 489 00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:29,907 [door opens, closes] 490 00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:31,996 See you soon, Samantha. 491 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,259 Bye, Ben. 492 00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:34,825 Your young lad will be hard-pressed 493 00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:37,437 to beat young Ben Blackthorne over there. 494 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,486 Can you do the accent, son? 495 00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:45,967 [British accent]: Yes, sir, I believe I can. 496 00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:47,925 I believe I could do a smashing job. 497 00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:51,277 Hmm. Tucker. That was excellent. Oh, my God. 498 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,931 My word, you are a talent, son. 499 00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:57,848 After all, accents is acting. 500 00:19:57,892 --> 00:19:58,980 Hmm. 501 00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:01,287 [sighs] Samantha, 502 00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:03,985 are you sure we can't fit in 503 00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:06,292 one more lil' urchin? 504 00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:08,729 For you, Colin? 505 00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:10,513 Get in there, kid. 506 00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:13,037 Off you go.Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. [laughs] 507 00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:15,214 Break a leg. Break a leg. Okay. 508 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:16,563 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 509 00:20:16,606 --> 00:20:18,042 Thank you. 510 00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:20,567 [laughs] Oh, I can't listen. 511 00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:22,482 I got to pace, I got to pace. [exhales] 512 00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:25,049 [mouthing words] 513 00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:30,533 Oh, wow. [chuckles] 514 00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:32,753 I already signed in, so... 515 00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:41,936 Aha. Tucker Bunch. 516 00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:43,851 Little brother has big dreams. 517 00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:46,288 Wants to be Peter Pan... got it. 518 00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:48,159 Hello there. 519 00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:49,378 And you are...? 520 00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:50,858 My name is Tucker Bunch. 521 00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:52,903 I hail from Santa Fe, New Mexico, 522 00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:54,296 and I'm here for one thing only. 523 00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,342 Hit it! 524 00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:59,823 ♪ Every night I lie awake 525 00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:03,000 ♪ Dreaming of my big break 526 00:21:03,044 --> 00:21:06,047 ♪ I just gotta act and dance and sing ♪ 527 00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:10,269 ♪ 'Cause I only ever wanted one thing ♪ 528 00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:14,185 ♪ I wanna be a pre-teen Hollywood train wreck ♪ 529 00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:17,624 ♪ A cautionary tale 530 00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:20,801 ♪ I want the kind of fame that'll warp my brain ♪ 531 00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:23,020 ♪ And eventually land me in jail ♪ 532 00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:26,676 ♪ I wanna sue my parents for emancipation ♪ 533 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,591 ♪ After they get caught stealing from me ♪ 534 00:21:28,635 --> 00:21:33,074 ♪ I wanna be on the set of The Walking Dead♪ 535 00:21:33,117 --> 00:21:35,642 ♪ When I lose my virginity 536 00:21:35,685 --> 00:21:38,253 ♪ I wanna be a child star 537 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,907 ♪ It's gonna be bad 538 00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:41,430 ♪ Child star! 539 00:21:41,474 --> 00:21:44,868 ♪ It's gonna be sad, oh, yeah ♪ 540 00:21:46,479 --> 00:21:49,133 ♪ Childhood is overrated 541 00:21:49,177 --> 00:21:52,049 ♪ I'm ready for mine to end 542 00:21:52,093 --> 00:21:55,662 ♪ I want to have agents and assistants ♪ 543 00:21:55,705 --> 00:21:58,273 ♪ Instead of actual friends 544 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:02,364 ♪ I'll be abusive and emotionally stunted ♪[girls shrieking] 545 00:22:02,408 --> 00:22:04,758 ♪ But everyone will tolerate me ♪ 546 00:22:04,801 --> 00:22:08,239 ♪ They'll have no choice because my face and my voice ♪ 547 00:22:08,283 --> 00:22:12,243 ♪ Makes them all so much money 548 00:22:12,287 --> 00:22:16,247 ♪ I want to have a teenage Hollywood meltdown ♪ 549 00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:19,381 ♪ Be a pop culture casualty 550 00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:22,950 ♪ I want a bunch of addictions to illegal prescriptions ♪ 551 00:22:22,993 --> 00:22:25,822 ♪ And completely lose touch with reality ♪ 552 00:22:25,866 --> 00:22:29,870 ♪ I want to squander everything I've worked for ♪ 553 00:22:29,913 --> 00:22:32,046 ♪ And spiral out of control 554 00:22:32,089 --> 00:22:33,961 ♪ I want to wake up in Van Nuys ♪ 555 00:22:34,004 --> 00:22:37,965 ♪ With a bunch of sketchy guys I've never even met before ♪ 556 00:22:38,008 --> 00:22:39,358 ♪ I want to be a 557 00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:40,881 ♪ Child star!♪ 558 00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:42,535 Who are you guys? 559 00:22:42,578 --> 00:22:43,797 ♪ Child star!♪ 560 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,973 Can I have some more money? 561 00:22:46,016 --> 00:22:48,671 Oh, baby, I've hit rock bottom. 562 00:22:48,715 --> 00:22:49,977 I can't live like this. 563 00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:52,022 It's time to get my act together. 564 00:22:52,066 --> 00:22:54,111 Refocus on my passion. 565 00:22:54,155 --> 00:22:58,202 ♪ I want to be a desperate Hollywood has-been ♪ 566 00:22:58,246 --> 00:23:00,770 ♪ A classic "Where are they now?" ♪ 567 00:23:00,814 --> 00:23:04,774 ♪ I'll try to clean up my act and get my agent back ♪ 568 00:23:04,818 --> 00:23:07,647 ♪ And salvage my reputation somehow ♪ 569 00:23:07,690 --> 00:23:10,780 ♪ I'll do a lot of community service ♪ 570 00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:13,087 ♪ And apologize to Meryl Streep ♪ 571 00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:15,916 ♪ I want to be that former child star ♪ 572 00:23:15,959 --> 00:23:17,439 ♪ That you'll see in bars 573 00:23:17,483 --> 00:23:23,184 ♪ And say, "Hey, there's that bloated, bankrupt creep" ♪ 574 00:23:23,227 --> 00:23:24,664 ♪ Child star! 575 00:23:24,707 --> 00:23:27,231 And now, my song. 576 00:23:27,275 --> 00:23:28,145 Thank you.The... 577 00:23:28,189 --> 00:23:29,495 What? 578 00:23:29,538 --> 00:23:31,453 Oh, I've heard enough. Thank you. 579 00:23:35,196 --> 00:23:36,719 [sighs] 580 00:23:41,768 --> 00:23:43,987 They wouldn't let me finish. 581 00:23:44,031 --> 00:23:45,467 What?I don't know why. 582 00:23:45,511 --> 00:23:47,426 Well, did you ask if you could just sing again? 583 00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:49,036 I asked. I asked if I could try again, 584 00:23:49,079 --> 00:23:50,429 and they said, "Thank you." 585 00:23:50,472 --> 00:23:53,344 And we know what that means. That means "Screw you." 586 00:23:54,345 --> 00:23:56,609 Miss, I'm so sorry 587 00:23:56,652 --> 00:23:58,393 to bother you, but my little brother did not 588 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,656 get a fair shot in there. I mean, he's so talented. 589 00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:03,267 Can you please ask the director if he can just sing again? 590 00:24:03,311 --> 00:24:04,399 I amthe director. 591 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:05,661 Oh, right. It's the theater. 592 00:24:05,705 --> 00:24:06,880 You have female directors. 593 00:24:06,923 --> 00:24:09,404 Auditions are over! Thank you. 594 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,101 [crowd chatter, child groans] 595 00:24:11,145 --> 00:24:13,060 Don't "thank you" me. 596 00:24:13,103 --> 00:24:15,497 You can go "thank you" yourself. 597 00:24:21,634 --> 00:24:25,072 I ruined it. I ruin everything. I... 598 00:24:25,115 --> 00:24:26,856 Hey, hey, hey, stop that. 599 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:28,118 Please don't say that stuff. 600 00:24:28,162 --> 00:24:31,426 You are wonderful and special. 601 00:24:35,386 --> 00:24:37,084 [muttering] 602 00:24:37,127 --> 00:24:38,868 Hey, Colin, over here. 603 00:24:38,912 --> 00:24:41,741 Rebecca, is that you? 604 00:24:41,784 --> 00:24:43,873 Yes, I just saw you. We had a full conversation. 605 00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:46,136 Listen, where did the director go? 606 00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:47,660 Probably her hotel. 607 00:24:47,703 --> 00:24:49,183 It's right there. 608 00:24:49,226 --> 00:24:50,489 Okay. Thanks. 609 00:24:51,577 --> 00:24:53,709 Let's go. Come on. 610 00:24:54,710 --> 00:24:56,669 [sighs] 611 00:24:56,712 --> 00:24:58,235 Okay, this seems a little crazy, but no, no, 612 00:24:58,279 --> 00:25:00,934 I can justify this to myself, because I love my brother. 613 00:25:00,977 --> 00:25:02,239 Huh? What? 614 00:25:02,283 --> 00:25:04,807 Nothing. Shh. Okay, we're here. 615 00:25:04,851 --> 00:25:06,722 [whispers]: All right. Get ready. 616 00:25:06,766 --> 00:25:08,332 [sighs] 617 00:25:08,376 --> 00:25:09,943 Room service. 618 00:25:11,684 --> 00:25:13,686 Oh, my God.No, no, no, no. Just-just wait a second. 619 00:25:13,729 --> 00:25:16,297 Wait a second. Sing, Tucker. Sing. Just start singing. 620 00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:17,298 What...? 621 00:25:22,129 --> 00:25:23,870 ♪ In one indescribable instant... ♪[Rebecca whispers] 622 00:25:23,913 --> 00:25:26,699 No. Stop. Stop. Stop. 623 00:25:26,742 --> 00:25:27,961 What is wrong with you? 624 00:25:28,004 --> 00:25:29,136 This is insane. 625 00:25:29,179 --> 00:25:30,398 You are a terrible mother.Huh? 626 00:25:30,441 --> 00:25:32,008 No. I'm not a mother. You're wrong. 627 00:25:32,052 --> 00:25:33,444 I'm actually an older half-sibling who's just trying 628 00:25:33,488 --> 00:25:35,098 to make up for lost time to her younger half-sibling, 629 00:25:35,142 --> 00:25:37,187 which, to be fair, I had some mental health issues. 630 00:25:37,231 --> 00:25:38,580 I have borderline personality disorder, 631 00:25:38,624 --> 00:25:40,408 but I'm better now, and just, he's so talented! 632 00:25:40,451 --> 00:25:42,192 I don't care about your back story. 633 00:25:42,236 --> 00:25:44,586 Besides, the part has already been cast.But... 634 00:25:44,630 --> 00:25:47,502 Ugh. 635 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,417 I'm sorry, buddy. 636 00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:51,419 We tried. 637 00:25:51,462 --> 00:25:53,856 Let's go before she calls the police. 638 00:26:07,653 --> 00:26:10,220 Oh, thank God. Are you my masseur? 639 00:26:10,264 --> 00:26:11,831 Come on in. You won't believe the day I've had. 640 00:26:11,874 --> 00:26:14,529 No, no. I-I'm here to tell you you're making a big mistake. 641 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:17,053 You need to cast that delightful Tucker Bunch. 642 00:26:17,097 --> 00:26:19,055 What is it with people and Tucker Bunch? 643 00:26:19,099 --> 00:26:21,057 The kid started his audition with a speech 644 00:26:21,101 --> 00:26:22,624 about how he wants to be a star at any cost. 645 00:26:22,668 --> 00:26:24,017 He is a troubled child actor, 646 00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:26,236 and he hasn't even booked anything yet. 647 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,151 Now go away. Thank you. 648 00:26:28,195 --> 00:26:29,936 Look, okay, I-I need this. 649 00:26:29,979 --> 00:26:32,025 Back story: my boss wants to date Tucker's sister. 650 00:26:32,068 --> 00:26:35,594 You give Tucker the part, I take credit for it with my boss, 651 00:26:35,637 --> 00:26:37,073 he takes credit for it with Tucker's sister. 652 00:26:37,117 --> 00:26:38,422 It's a simple transaction, 653 00:26:38,466 --> 00:26:40,468 everyone wins! 654 00:26:41,469 --> 00:26:43,253 [sighs] 655 00:26:43,297 --> 00:26:46,082 REBECCA: Okay, let me just get this bellhop shirt off. 656 00:26:49,216 --> 00:26:50,260 Hey, I got to pee. 657 00:26:50,304 --> 00:26:52,306 I'll be right back. 658 00:27:01,228 --> 00:27:02,664 PAULA: So... 659 00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:05,058 who else have you dated? 660 00:27:05,101 --> 00:27:08,757 What other themed festivals have you guys gone to? 661 00:27:08,801 --> 00:27:10,454 Mom, can we just play the game? I'm kind of into it now. 662 00:27:10,498 --> 00:27:12,848 We need to find the chalice. 663 00:27:12,892 --> 00:27:14,241 Okay. 664 00:27:14,284 --> 00:27:16,417 Ooh. [mutters] 665 00:27:19,159 --> 00:27:20,900 These gems have letters on them. 666 00:27:20,943 --> 00:27:23,685 I think these need to be arranged in some kind of order. 667 00:27:23,729 --> 00:27:25,121 Hey, well, here's an "N" 668 00:27:25,165 --> 00:27:27,950 and an "R," and there's 12 holes. 669 00:27:27,994 --> 00:27:29,386 "Nestor Asgard" has 12 letters. 670 00:27:29,430 --> 00:27:30,997 Okay, just...Nestor. Okay. 671 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,433 ...tell me why I don't know 672 00:27:32,476 --> 00:27:34,478 about a major thing in my son's life. 673 00:27:34,522 --> 00:27:36,306 Maybe because all you ever ask us is whether 674 00:27:36,350 --> 00:27:38,178 our homework is done and whether our underwear is clean. 675 00:27:38,221 --> 00:27:40,310 Yeah, so? Is it? 676 00:27:40,354 --> 00:27:41,964 No, because I don't like washing my underwear too much 677 00:27:42,008 --> 00:27:43,226 because of the environment. 678 00:27:43,270 --> 00:27:45,185 You think about the environment? Since when? 679 00:27:45,228 --> 00:27:47,230 Since I became a vegetarian, which is, of course, 680 00:27:47,274 --> 00:27:48,928 the best way to reduce your carbon footprint. 681 00:27:48,971 --> 00:27:50,451 Oh, my God. 682 00:27:50,494 --> 00:27:52,496 I don't know anything about my children. Nothing. 683 00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:54,194 Because we're not children anymore, Mom. 684 00:27:54,237 --> 00:27:55,543 I'm a grown-ass man. 685 00:27:55,586 --> 00:27:56,762 And I'm a grown-ass boy. 686 00:27:56,805 --> 00:27:57,763 [gasps] 687 00:27:57,806 --> 00:27:59,808 Nestor Asgard isn't working. 688 00:28:00,809 --> 00:28:02,202 Oh, don't look at me. 689 00:28:02,245 --> 00:28:04,378 I know nothing, apparently. 690 00:28:06,336 --> 00:28:09,122 What have you done to get the Yamamoto case? 691 00:28:09,165 --> 00:28:11,254 I think my work speaks for itself. 692 00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:14,910 Hmm. 693 00:28:14,954 --> 00:28:17,347 Okay, I-I-I... I see what you did there. 694 00:28:17,391 --> 00:28:18,218 Uh, you worked 695 00:28:18,261 --> 00:28:20,133 hard, but I worked smart. 696 00:28:20,176 --> 00:28:23,092 I tried to get Rebecca's brother the lead in Peter Pan... 697 00:28:23,136 --> 00:28:25,704 Sunil! How is that relevant? 698 00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:27,314 Thank you. Yes, exactly. 699 00:28:27,357 --> 00:28:29,708 Would you give us a minute, Mrs. Hernandez? 700 00:28:32,319 --> 00:28:34,060 Hmm? 701 00:28:34,103 --> 00:28:36,279 I'm really sorry for overstepping, sir, 702 00:28:36,323 --> 00:28:37,933 by interfering in Rebecca's personal life. 703 00:28:37,977 --> 00:28:40,153 That would've been fine if it had worked, 704 00:28:40,196 --> 00:28:42,111 but you got nowhere with Rebecca? 705 00:28:42,155 --> 00:28:45,201 Technically, no, but I did find out some more info. 706 00:28:45,245 --> 00:28:47,247 She has a brother, and he's here. 707 00:28:47,290 --> 00:28:48,770 Already knew that. Get out. 708 00:28:48,814 --> 00:28:51,294 Okay, did you know that she's desperate to please him? 709 00:28:51,338 --> 00:28:53,688 And he's obsessed with her. 710 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:55,255 I saw him reading her old diary. 711 00:28:55,298 --> 00:28:57,126 I mean, like, flipping through it, studying it. 712 00:28:57,170 --> 00:28:58,867 I'm like, "Respect her privacy. It says 'Keep out'." 713 00:28:58,911 --> 00:29:01,783 Oh, you are so dumb, Sunil. 714 00:29:01,827 --> 00:29:03,829 I need that diary. Why? 715 00:29:03,872 --> 00:29:06,092 Because she says I don't understand her, and you just 716 00:29:06,135 --> 00:29:08,311 told me there's a book with all that info in there. 717 00:29:08,355 --> 00:29:10,531 Yeah, that's a great idea. 718 00:29:10,574 --> 00:29:13,142 [laughing]: Which is why I told it to you, 719 00:29:13,186 --> 00:29:15,405 and why you should give me the Yamamoto case. 720 00:29:15,449 --> 00:29:17,930 Nice try. Mrs. H, you got Yamamoto! 721 00:29:17,973 --> 00:29:19,192 [Hernandez whooping] 722 00:29:19,235 --> 00:29:20,454 [chuckles] Whatever. Whatever. 723 00:29:20,497 --> 00:29:22,630 Okay, that diary is probably meaningless. 724 00:29:22,673 --> 00:29:25,067 She's a grown-ass lady. I'm sure she's changed. 725 00:29:25,111 --> 00:29:28,810 Oh, my sweet, sweet, simple, stupid Sunil. 726 00:29:28,854 --> 00:29:30,507 No, she hasn't changed, okay? 727 00:29:30,551 --> 00:29:34,033 I love Rebecca, but she's basically a dramatic teenager. 728 00:29:34,076 --> 00:29:36,165 [both groaning] 729 00:29:36,209 --> 00:29:37,906 My life is over. 730 00:29:37,950 --> 00:29:39,778 What am I gonna do? 731 00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:41,083 My dreams are dead! 732 00:29:41,127 --> 00:29:44,434 Tucker, come on. 733 00:29:44,478 --> 00:29:46,349 No, they're not. 734 00:29:46,393 --> 00:29:48,438 I'm sorry I got you into that whole auditioning thing, 735 00:29:48,482 --> 00:29:49,483 but it was a whim. 736 00:29:50,876 --> 00:29:53,356 Hey, come on. Let's do something else. 737 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,357 Let's go the beach! 738 00:29:54,401 --> 00:29:56,838 Huh? It's only two hours away. 739 00:29:56,882 --> 00:29:58,971 We can go rollerblading in the bike lane. 740 00:29:59,014 --> 00:30:00,320 I have rollerblades I've never used. 741 00:30:00,363 --> 00:30:01,887 I-I got them when I first moved here 742 00:30:01,930 --> 00:30:03,236 to impress this guy. It's a whole thing. 743 00:30:03,279 --> 00:30:05,847 Rollerblading-- I don't know. 744 00:30:08,328 --> 00:30:11,679 Um, actually, um, could I see them? 745 00:30:11,722 --> 00:30:13,594 I've only read about them. 746 00:30:13,637 --> 00:30:15,291 I've never seen a pair in real life.Really? 747 00:30:15,335 --> 00:30:16,466 I'm gonna get them. 748 00:30:21,254 --> 00:30:22,995 [sighs] 749 00:30:29,088 --> 00:30:31,090 I don't have much time. What do you want? 750 00:30:36,356 --> 00:30:38,488 What are you doing here? 751 00:30:38,532 --> 00:30:39,881 Listen, little boy, you took something 752 00:30:39,925 --> 00:30:42,492 that doesn't belong to you, and now it's time 753 00:30:42,536 --> 00:30:45,931 for you to give the thing that doesn't belong to you to me. 754 00:30:45,974 --> 00:30:47,541 What? 755 00:30:47,584 --> 00:30:49,238 The diary. I want the diary. 756 00:30:49,282 --> 00:30:51,719 Look, I love your sister. 757 00:30:51,762 --> 00:30:54,200 I just think I need to understand her better. 758 00:30:54,243 --> 00:30:56,376 I think that's what she wants, too. 759 00:30:56,419 --> 00:30:59,683 It's very sweet, and you know it willwork like a charm. 760 00:30:59,727 --> 00:31:01,903 I've been using it for days. 761 00:31:01,947 --> 00:31:04,166 How do you think I get that puppet to dance? 762 00:31:05,994 --> 00:31:08,040 I give it to you, what do I get? 763 00:31:10,390 --> 00:31:11,826 What do you want? 764 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:15,003 I... want... Pan. 765 00:31:17,049 --> 00:31:19,007 Hmm. 766 00:31:19,051 --> 00:31:20,879 TOMMY: Wait. No, no, no, no, no, no. I... 767 00:31:20,922 --> 00:31:22,097 I got it. It's an anagram. 768 00:31:22,141 --> 00:31:23,664 Rearrange the letters in "Nestor Asgard" 769 00:31:23,707 --> 00:31:25,057 to form "Dragon's Tears," 770 00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:26,710 you know, the potion that saves the kingdom. 771 00:31:26,754 --> 00:31:28,712 Okay. Uh-huh. 772 00:31:29,844 --> 00:31:31,063 [Paula gasps][game trills] 773 00:31:31,106 --> 00:31:32,978 [boys chuckle]Oh, my God, it worked! 774 00:31:33,021 --> 00:31:34,936 Tommy's smart. Nothing makes sense anymore. 775 00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:36,111 [thunder crashing][shrieks] 776 00:31:36,155 --> 00:31:37,678 [fanfare plays][laughs] 777 00:31:37,721 --> 00:31:38,984 [laughs] 778 00:31:40,768 --> 00:31:43,249 Wow. I thought you guys were just dead weight 779 00:31:43,292 --> 00:31:46,643 slowing down the minivan, but I was wrong. 780 00:31:46,687 --> 00:31:48,341 Gee, big compliment, Mom. 781 00:31:48,384 --> 00:31:50,473 [laughs][plays fanfare] 782 00:31:50,517 --> 00:31:52,127 Oh.TRISTAN: Hear ye, hear ye. 783 00:31:52,171 --> 00:31:53,520 You have completed your noble quest. 784 00:31:53,563 --> 00:31:55,652 You have saved the kingdom. 785 00:31:55,696 --> 00:31:57,611 [laughs]Prepare to be knighted 786 00:31:57,654 --> 00:32:01,223 and have your photo taken over there for our website.Oh. 787 00:32:01,267 --> 00:32:03,878 Okay. Here. Take it, take it, take it.Please tag us. 788 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,314 Please Yelp us. 789 00:32:05,358 --> 00:32:06,925 Please kill me. 790 00:32:06,968 --> 00:32:08,622 Can you get closer? 791 00:32:08,665 --> 00:32:10,102 Come on, come on. 792 00:32:10,145 --> 00:32:11,059 Closer. 793 00:32:11,103 --> 00:32:12,843 Come here. Oh. Okay. 794 00:32:12,887 --> 00:32:14,671 [sighs] You know what? 795 00:32:14,715 --> 00:32:16,369 I think we might be on our way. 796 00:32:16,412 --> 00:32:20,068 That's not what he meant, Mom.[chuckles] 797 00:32:20,112 --> 00:32:21,635 REBECCA: Oh, my God, that took forever. 798 00:32:21,678 --> 00:32:23,115 I have not sorted through my closet in years. 799 00:32:23,158 --> 00:32:25,073 I found this old Fett Regoso hoodie. 800 00:32:25,117 --> 00:32:26,988 It's practically a collector's item. 801 00:32:27,032 --> 00:32:28,076 Tucker? 802 00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:29,643 Have you seen Tucker? 803 00:32:29,686 --> 00:32:32,167 Uh, no.[door opens] 804 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:34,865 Where were you? 805 00:32:34,909 --> 00:32:37,564 Oh, uh, I-I was just outside. 806 00:32:37,607 --> 00:32:39,000 Um... 807 00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:40,654 thinking about puberty. 808 00:32:40,697 --> 00:32:42,264 Yeah. I still think about it, too. 809 00:32:43,135 --> 00:32:44,136 [phone ringing]Oh! 810 00:32:44,179 --> 00:32:46,529 Oh, thank God. 811 00:32:47,574 --> 00:32:49,532 Hello? 812 00:32:49,576 --> 00:32:51,230 Yeah, this is Rebecca Bunch. 813 00:32:51,273 --> 00:32:53,972 Oh, my God. Are you serious? 814 00:32:55,277 --> 00:32:57,236 Are you thanking with me right now? 815 00:32:57,279 --> 00:32:59,455 Wow. 816 00:32:59,499 --> 00:33:00,543 What? What? 817 00:33:00,587 --> 00:33:01,762 That was Angela, the director. 818 00:33:01,805 --> 00:33:03,938 She said she had a change of heart, and... 819 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:05,896 you're Peter now. 820 00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:07,376 What? Oh, my gosh. 821 00:33:07,420 --> 00:33:08,943 [chuckles]: What a whirlwind. 822 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:11,641 You got the part! This is unbelievable. 823 00:33:11,685 --> 00:33:13,687 We have to celebrate. 824 00:33:13,730 --> 00:33:16,037 Should we go get a funky treat for teens? 825 00:33:16,081 --> 00:33:19,084 Yeah! Yeah, let's go get a Rebetzel. 826 00:33:20,694 --> 00:33:22,652 Huh. 827 00:33:22,696 --> 00:33:25,264 [elevator bell dings] 828 00:33:28,310 --> 00:33:31,357 Oh. Hey, Rebecca. I didn't realize you were here. 829 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:34,142 I-I'll give you your space, so I'll go. 830 00:33:36,144 --> 00:33:38,016 Wait, um... 831 00:33:38,059 --> 00:33:41,280 I want to say something, and then I'll leave you alone. 832 00:33:41,323 --> 00:33:43,238 I won't forgive myself if I don't say it. 833 00:33:44,283 --> 00:33:46,111 Yeah. 834 00:33:48,722 --> 00:33:50,550 Go ahead. 835 00:33:50,593 --> 00:33:52,943 Rebecca, look, I know I've made mistakes. 836 00:33:52,987 --> 00:33:54,597 Bad ones. 837 00:33:54,641 --> 00:33:57,078 And I realize I've been going about this all wrong, 838 00:33:57,122 --> 00:34:00,342 but you have to know... 839 00:34:00,386 --> 00:34:03,345 you are the only thing that makes me happy. 840 00:34:03,389 --> 00:34:04,694 [exhales]When I'm not with you, 841 00:34:04,738 --> 00:34:06,914 my heart aches. 842 00:34:06,957 --> 00:34:09,264 I feel like I've lived in a quiet forest my whole life, 843 00:34:09,308 --> 00:34:11,614 and then you showed up, and the world starts to sing. 844 00:34:11,658 --> 00:34:15,183 I love you, plain and simple. 845 00:34:15,227 --> 00:34:19,579 You've awakened my heart and unlocked my soul. 846 00:34:19,622 --> 00:34:21,450 Oh, my God, that is so sweet. 847 00:34:21,494 --> 00:34:23,626 That is so sweet. What a great guy. 848 00:34:23,670 --> 00:34:24,932 Nathaniel... 849 00:34:24,975 --> 00:34:28,196 you memorized the ending speech 850 00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:29,806 from the movie Slumbered? 851 00:34:29,850 --> 00:34:31,243 Hmm? 852 00:34:31,286 --> 00:34:33,680 Yeah. Yes. 853 00:34:33,723 --> 00:34:35,203 That's-that's exactly what I did. 854 00:34:35,247 --> 00:34:37,031 I-I know you love that movie so much, 855 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:39,903 so I watched it last night. 856 00:34:39,947 --> 00:34:41,688 You what?Yeah, I-I, uh... 857 00:34:41,731 --> 00:34:43,342 I streamed it. 858 00:34:44,386 --> 00:34:46,258 No, you did not. 859 00:34:46,301 --> 00:34:48,260 It's in the vault. 860 00:34:48,303 --> 00:34:50,305 You can't stream it. 861 00:34:50,349 --> 00:34:52,046 I mean, I should know. I've written the company 862 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:54,092 countless amounts of letters. 863 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:58,487 How did you even know I like that ending speech? 864 00:34:58,531 --> 00:35:00,141 I mean, I've thought about it. 865 00:35:00,185 --> 00:35:01,664 I fantasized about it. I used to... 866 00:35:01,708 --> 00:35:05,538 think about the way my dream man would say that to me. 867 00:35:05,581 --> 00:35:07,714 Well, that's it. You've mentioned it. 868 00:35:07,757 --> 00:35:09,324 No. No. No, I didn't. 869 00:35:09,368 --> 00:35:11,370 I don't... I don't tell people that. 870 00:35:11,413 --> 00:35:12,936 I've actually never told anyone that because it's... 871 00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:14,808 it's silly and embarrassing. 872 00:35:14,851 --> 00:35:16,549 I mean, it's not even a well-written speech. 873 00:35:16,592 --> 00:35:17,985 Well... I mean, 874 00:35:18,028 --> 00:35:20,030 the only thing I ever told was my diary. 875 00:35:20,074 --> 00:35:23,077 I used to write it over and over in my diary. 876 00:35:27,212 --> 00:35:29,170 It was him. He stole it. 877 00:35:29,214 --> 00:35:31,172 He flew to New Mexico 878 00:35:31,216 --> 00:35:33,043 and stole your diary from behind the toilet 879 00:35:33,087 --> 00:35:35,524 at Dad's house.Okay. He... 880 00:35:35,568 --> 00:35:37,831 What an invasion. 881 00:35:37,874 --> 00:35:39,398 Not surprising, coming from someone 882 00:35:39,441 --> 00:35:42,357 that wears that offensively titled Fett Regoso cologne. 883 00:35:42,401 --> 00:35:43,489 What, Nathaniel, 884 00:35:43,532 --> 00:35:45,186 you just thought you could "Take Her"? 885 00:35:45,230 --> 00:35:48,407 Well, I'm taking her away from you.Oh. 886 00:35:50,452 --> 00:35:52,411 Oh, you paid the director 887 00:35:52,454 --> 00:35:53,673 for him to get the part, didn't you? 888 00:35:53,716 --> 00:35:55,022 [chuckles] 889 00:35:55,065 --> 00:35:57,329 Wow. How much did that set you back? 890 00:35:57,372 --> 00:35:59,809 A lot. A lot. 891 00:35:59,853 --> 00:36:01,202 I-I thought that we were gonna get back together. 892 00:36:01,246 --> 00:36:03,509 That's why I did it. I...Tucker? Hey. 893 00:36:03,552 --> 00:36:06,642 Wait in the back. I'll deal with you in a second. 894 00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:13,171 You I'm gonna deal with now. 895 00:36:18,741 --> 00:36:20,003 Dude.I-I know. I... It's bad. 896 00:36:20,047 --> 00:36:24,182 Okay, but what was I supposed to do? 897 00:36:24,225 --> 00:36:25,922 I-I thought that we would get back together, 898 00:36:25,966 --> 00:36:28,186 and we would look back on this and laugh. [chuckles] 899 00:36:28,229 --> 00:36:29,491 You know what, Nathaniel, I get it. 900 00:36:29,535 --> 00:36:31,189 You love me. Loud and clear. 901 00:36:31,232 --> 00:36:35,280 But the way you show your love is so messed up. 902 00:36:35,323 --> 00:36:36,585 [sighs]I mean, you just now 903 00:36:36,629 --> 00:36:37,630 tried to manipulate me, 904 00:36:37,673 --> 00:36:39,588 and you manipulated a child. 905 00:36:39,632 --> 00:36:41,329 Oh, if anyone manipulated anyone, 906 00:36:41,373 --> 00:36:43,026 it was him who manipulated me. 907 00:36:43,070 --> 00:36:45,246 So you're-you're blaming a 13-year-old for your actions? 908 00:36:45,290 --> 00:36:46,813 No. It's inexcusable. 909 00:36:46,856 --> 00:36:48,467 You know what, I was wrong. 910 00:36:48,510 --> 00:36:51,078 It's not that you don't know who I am. 911 00:36:51,121 --> 00:36:53,950 It's that we're not right for each other, 912 00:36:53,994 --> 00:36:55,909 and we never will be. 913 00:36:55,952 --> 00:37:00,522 All we do when we're together is scheme and cheat and lie. 914 00:37:00,566 --> 00:37:02,916 I am bad for you, and you are bad for me. 915 00:37:02,959 --> 00:37:05,484 So you know what? We are done. 916 00:37:05,527 --> 00:37:06,833 We're not on a break, 917 00:37:06,876 --> 00:37:08,574 not thinking about it. We're done. 918 00:37:10,924 --> 00:37:12,230 Please go. 919 00:37:21,935 --> 00:37:25,112 [sighs] So, does your mom even know you're here? 920 00:37:25,155 --> 00:37:28,158 No. She thinks I'm with Dad. 921 00:37:28,202 --> 00:37:30,291 And you just came here for the audition? 922 00:37:30,335 --> 00:37:33,686 I-I really wanted to get to know you, really. 923 00:37:33,729 --> 00:37:35,688 The audition just happened to be here. 924 00:37:37,907 --> 00:37:40,867 Yeah. Yeah, I did. 925 00:37:40,910 --> 00:37:43,565 [sighs] But Tucker, why did you lie? 926 00:37:43,609 --> 00:37:45,263 Why didn't you just tell me 927 00:37:45,306 --> 00:37:47,830 you wanted to come to L.A. for an audition? 928 00:37:47,874 --> 00:37:49,832 I mean, you could have trusted me. 929 00:37:49,876 --> 00:37:53,619 Trust you? You've ignored me all my life. 930 00:37:53,662 --> 00:37:57,275 And no adult has ever understood me. Ever. 931 00:37:57,318 --> 00:37:59,146 But you know how similar we are. 932 00:37:59,189 --> 00:38:01,148 Oh. 933 00:38:01,191 --> 00:38:03,933 [sighs] 934 00:38:03,977 --> 00:38:05,674 So all those similarities we had, 935 00:38:05,718 --> 00:38:07,981 those were just things you stole from my diary? 936 00:38:08,024 --> 00:38:09,461 It started out that way. 937 00:38:09,504 --> 00:38:11,985 I was just saying all the things you said in the diary. 938 00:38:12,028 --> 00:38:14,161 I never watched Slumbered, 939 00:38:14,204 --> 00:38:16,859 and I think milk with sugar in it is gross.Mm. 940 00:38:16,903 --> 00:38:19,297 But we are the same. 941 00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:22,517 Just t-tell me you'll forgive me. 942 00:38:22,561 --> 00:38:24,519 Oh, my God. 943 00:38:24,563 --> 00:38:28,958 I'm a horrible, stupid, dumb, ugly, 944 00:38:29,002 --> 00:38:31,396 fat, stupid...Tucker, you don't have to keep quoting my diary. 945 00:38:31,439 --> 00:38:33,006 What? 946 00:38:33,049 --> 00:38:35,225 That's not in the diary. That's just how I feel. 947 00:38:35,269 --> 00:38:36,966 All the time. 948 00:38:37,010 --> 00:38:38,664 Really? 949 00:38:38,707 --> 00:38:40,361 Yes. 950 00:38:40,405 --> 00:38:42,624 That's finally the truth. 951 00:38:44,670 --> 00:38:47,368 Yeah, Tucker, I need your mom's number. 952 00:38:47,412 --> 00:38:49,327 The real one this time. 953 00:38:53,722 --> 00:38:55,898 She hates me now. 954 00:38:55,942 --> 00:38:59,337 Nah, no. I don't think she does. 955 00:38:59,380 --> 00:39:00,425 [door closes] 956 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:09,085 [exhales] 957 00:39:09,129 --> 00:39:12,262 So, I talked to your mom. 958 00:39:12,306 --> 00:39:15,527 Uh, and she was upset. 959 00:39:15,570 --> 00:39:17,355 But glad you're safe. 960 00:39:17,398 --> 00:39:20,270 And then we talked about some other stuff, 961 00:39:20,314 --> 00:39:23,535 and she agreed that when you get home, 962 00:39:23,578 --> 00:39:25,537 she's gonna find you a good therapist. 963 00:39:27,147 --> 00:39:29,279 That's what I needed when I was your age. 964 00:39:29,323 --> 00:39:31,412 You think I need therapy? 965 00:39:31,456 --> 00:39:33,762 Oh, no, I know you need therapy. 966 00:39:33,806 --> 00:39:35,895 And then I called Dad. 967 00:39:35,938 --> 00:39:37,853 Oh, no. 968 00:39:37,897 --> 00:39:39,812 And this summer, 969 00:39:39,855 --> 00:39:41,422 he's sending you to theater camp. 970 00:39:41,466 --> 00:39:43,337 What? 971 00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:45,426 Wait, really? 972 00:39:45,470 --> 00:39:46,993 He'd never do that. 973 00:39:47,036 --> 00:39:49,169 I talked him into it.[sighs] 974 00:39:49,212 --> 00:39:51,432 Also, I'm paying for the theater camp, 975 00:39:51,476 --> 00:39:53,434 and I'm also paying to replace you 976 00:39:53,478 --> 00:39:55,001 at the construction site this summer, 977 00:39:55,044 --> 00:39:58,831 'cause he is... literally the worst person. 978 00:39:58,874 --> 00:40:00,572 Neither here nor there. Anyway, Tucker, 979 00:40:00,615 --> 00:40:03,096 but... 980 00:40:03,139 --> 00:40:05,446 you can't do Peter Pan. 981 00:40:05,490 --> 00:40:08,188 It's just not right, you know? 982 00:40:08,231 --> 00:40:09,885 You lied and schemed to get it. 983 00:40:09,929 --> 00:40:11,365 You didn't earn it. 984 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:13,933 But that's how show business works, right? 985 00:40:13,976 --> 00:40:17,632 That is true. Yes. But... 986 00:40:17,676 --> 00:40:20,069 it's just no way to live your life. 987 00:40:21,462 --> 00:40:23,377 So, uh, you're gonna go home soon. 988 00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:25,553 Okay. 989 00:40:25,597 --> 00:40:27,773 So do you hate me now? 990 00:40:27,816 --> 00:40:30,036 No. Hey, no. 991 00:40:30,079 --> 00:40:31,472 I love you. 992 00:40:31,516 --> 00:40:34,170 I love you, too. 993 00:40:34,214 --> 00:40:36,042 Jinx. Jinx. 994 00:40:36,085 --> 00:40:37,522 But before you go home, 995 00:40:37,565 --> 00:40:39,437 there is something we need to do. 996 00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:40,612 Okay. 997 00:40:43,353 --> 00:40:46,356 I kept a VCR just for this movie. 998 00:40:48,358 --> 00:40:51,797 All right, so, I recorded it from TV, 999 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,408 so there are some commercials. 1000 00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:56,018 Take Her. 1001 00:40:56,062 --> 00:40:58,499 Take Her, by Fett Regoso. 1002 00:40:58,543 --> 00:41:00,153 Here we go. 1003 00:41:00,196 --> 00:41:02,242 [overture playing]Ooh. 1004 00:41:02,285 --> 00:41:04,462 [sighs] 1005 00:41:09,554 --> 00:41:11,643 Does the animation get better? 1006 00:41:11,686 --> 00:41:13,688 Oh, no. 1007 00:41:22,567 --> 00:41:23,524 ♪ 1008 00:41:23,568 --> 00:41:25,352 VOICES: Take her. 1009 00:41:25,395 --> 00:41:29,530 FETT REGOSO: When you see what you want, take her. 1010 00:41:29,574 --> 00:41:30,966 Take her. Take her. 1011 00:41:31,010 --> 00:41:32,402 Take her. Take her. 1012 00:41:32,446 --> 00:41:33,360 No matter what she says, 1013 00:41:33,403 --> 00:41:36,189 turn that no into a yes. 1014 00:41:36,232 --> 00:41:39,192 Take... No, sorry. Cut, cut, cut. 1015 00:41:39,235 --> 00:41:40,541 MAN: Cut. Take five. 1016 00:41:40,585 --> 00:41:42,108 Guys, I'm not sure about this. 1017 00:41:42,151 --> 00:41:44,153 Something doesn't feel right. 1018 00:41:44,197 --> 00:41:45,981 You're right. You're right, it's all wrong. 1019 00:41:46,025 --> 00:41:47,896 The women should be naked. 1020 00:41:47,940 --> 00:41:49,550 The men need bigger boots. 1021 00:41:49,594 --> 00:41:52,248 No, I just don't think this is gonna age well. 1022 00:41:52,292 --> 00:41:53,554 No offense. 1023 00:41:53,598 --> 00:41:55,251 This is kind of why I wanted a female director. 1024 00:41:55,295 --> 00:41:57,558 [laughing]: In television? 1025 00:41:57,602 --> 00:41:58,733 I love this guy. 1026 00:41:58,777 --> 00:42:01,519 I love it. Let's take it from the top! 1027 00:42:01,562 --> 00:42:08,003 Captioning sponsored by CBS 1028 00:42:08,047 --> 00:42:11,050 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org